After all of my blather. After all of the reknitting. After all of that, this morning I found a dropped stitch.
25 rows ago. A dropped stitch.
I am now faced with 4 options. I can rip it out back to the dropped stitch. I can get a tiny crochet hook and fix it. I can sew it to the stitch next to it and forget about it.
Or I can burn them. Pour gas on them and light a match to them.
I'm leaning towards number 4.